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I'm not claiming divinity. I've never claimed purity of soul. I've never claimed to have the answers to life, but I do claim these entries.

I am an uncommon Lady.

leightimtam:

dommibear:

sugarspicenotallnice:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

IS WONDER WOMAN TELLING HER TO GO STAB THOSE BOYS AND PROBABLY KILL THEM

Yes

G

GOOD

theonesthatcomeeasy:

harlequin19bee:

sopranomonroe:

sxizzor:

butthorn:

I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”

omfg

I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING NOBODY LOOK AT ME

 

spoopy-librarian:

all-city-chess-club:

amor-perit:

nextlifeout:

guessthelabels:

CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN

Reblogging every time

Ayeeee

Love this!

SOMEONE INCLUDED MOTHERFUCKING NANI I AM SO PLEASED

spoopy-librarian:

all-city-chess-club:

amor-perit:

nextlifeout:

guessthelabels:

CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN

Reblogging every time

Ayeeee

Love this!

SOMEONE INCLUDED MOTHERFUCKING NANI I AM SO PLEASED

rubyandhergingercat:

stupih:

my hero

This is a better Superman movie than the entirety of Man of Steel. 

nymre:

korra you’ll fix your avatar problems. i believe in u

nymre:

korra you’ll fix your avatar problems. i believe in u

kanakht:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does


Much of latin america calls it a piña :/

kanakht:

theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

Much of latin america calls it a piña :/